[X] I'm a Trouble Maker, so I can't be an A student.
[] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[X] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. (am I only technically greedy? I'm only technically Jewish...)
[] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
[x] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[] I'm a CHRISTA